लॉकडाउन में गद्दार दोस्त-Gaddar Dost in lockdown

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Mishra ji & Sharma ji keg ghar par baithe hue hai.

Sharmaji-aur btao mishraji kaisa rha apka lockdown period.

Mishraji- are bhut bura waqt tha bhai yad na dilao.,

Sala naukari chut gyi , kutto ke jaise halat ho gyi hai , is lockdown ne brbad kar diya tum btao tumhara kasia kata lockdown,

Sharmaji- are humari shop to khuli hi ni kab se wo to accha hua maine online busess suru kr diya tha pmwebsolution se site banbakr bhut accha kam chal rha hai ab,

Mishariji –accha ha bhai ab to online ka jamana hai , is corona ke chakkr main koi ata hi ni hoga shop par.

Shrmaji-ha bhai aap bhi business open kr lo online apna abhi jao www.pmwebsolution.in par aur apne website banbao,

Mishraji-haj jarur krnge bhai ye to bhut accha tarika hai.

Sharmaji– aur sunao New year ka kya plan hai apka,

Misharji –are kya btaye yare ek to ye lockdown aur upar se tyoharo par tyohar aa rhe hai , samjh ni aa rha kaise kam chlega is bar,aur upar se bibi logo ki farmayish, new year par yaha le chalo darling , wha le chalo , man kr de to muh fula kr baith jayegengi,

Sharmaji – ha ye to hai aur farmaiys to hogi hi bhai akhir kamate ksike liya ho ..bhabhi ji ko ni le jaoge, par  abhi koi gf bol de to Loan lekr chand tak ghoom aoge. Bikhari ban jaoge par majnupan ni chodoge.

Sharmaji -ki wife aajati hai ..

Wife-bhut gyan bata jar ha hai kya bat hai , aap kaha lekr ja rahe ho mujhe is new year par,

Mishraji -ab aya unt phad ke niche …

Sharmaji – are ni ni hum to bas aise hi paramarsh de rahe the hhhh, tum serious mat lena tumhare ,mtalab ki bat ni hai tum dhyan mat dena hhha.

Mishraji– are aise kaise dhyan ni dena bhabhi ji ka adikhar hai

Sab janne ka, dharm patni hai apki ,.,.

Wife– sharmaji apni wife ko lekr jaye ya ni mujhe fark ni pdta par main is bar uti ja rahi hu aur aap ticket book krwa lo bas, brna mera rodra roop dekhne ke kiya tyar raho , bhut gyan bate ho, tumhara sara gyan na nikal diya to main bhi apne baap kalesharan ki beti ni…(bijli kadakti hai_wife chali jati hai)

Mishraji– hahha kaho  sharmaji kaise hai hal cha lab __bole the na  ghar baithkr jayda gyan na pela kro , ab bhugto…, ticket book krwalo jaldi _brna  bhabhiji banyegi tumahra muraaba..

Sharmaji-abe kha chakkr main pad gya yar bacha le mujhe yar dost dost ke kam ni ayega to kaon ayega bhai bahca le is afat se yar , iske sath uti jane se to accha hai main atmhyta kar lu, kyuki ye mujhe chain ne lene degi wha bhi, khoon piyagei mera bacha lo yar.

Misharji-accah thik hai kuch krta hu … ab jo rayta failya hai tune saf to krna pdega…chal kuch krta hu tu bhi kya yad rakhega….

Sharamji –thanks yar…

Mishraji– (mobile main clakr 2 ticket book krke dete hai)

Misharji-ye  lo sharamji 2 ticket uti ke , aur kal mast naha dhokr le jao bhabhi ko ghumane …aur ha thanks na bolana akhir dost hi dost ke kam ata hai,bas kal ready rahna driver ayega compny ka ghr se pick krke uti le jayega,

Sharamji– are kya sach main ye uti ke ticket hai _yaki ni ho rha tu itna fast kaise ho gya.. _aur tere pas itne pasie kaha se aagya abhi to tu ro rha tha ki pasie ni hai naukri chuut gyi ab kha se aage pasie..

Misharji-yar tum question bahut krta ho _tum bas aam kaho fal mat  mat gino..

Sharmji-ped mat gino hota hai .

Misharji-to mat gino na jab pata hai dilog ..chalo kal btan kasie rahi tri uti pahuchkr chlta hu ab byee,.,

Sharmaji-bye bye …yarrrrrrrrrrr,,   

Shramji-are sunti ho darling ..)(style main(

Wife-hai bolo ab kya hua …

Shramji-ye lo apki farmaish puri hui..uti ke 2 ticket kal chla hai ready rahna driver ayega pick krne.,

Wife-are bha aap to best husband nikle main to fatu main apke bare main bhut bura soch rahi thi,

Sharnaji –kya scoh rahi thi .

Wife-ab chodo usko kal chlan hai na sab gussa gayab mera ..

Next morning—driver ata hai..

Driver-door well baja hai ..

Shramji-haji aap kon

Driver-apke aaj ke liya cab book  tha ,chliya ready hai aap.

Sharmaji-haji haji bas chiliya  wait hi kr rhe the apka,aaajo darling cab aagyi.,

(dono baith kr thoda dur jake pas main hi wk khet main phcuhte hai pas main jhopdi padi hoti hai,

Driver-lo ji aagya apka uti , utariya.

(Driver chal jat hai cab lekr)

Wife-o h ji ya kasia uti hai ye to pas ka gaon hai ..yha to papaji ji potty kre ata the…

(phone ata hai msiharaji ka -)

Misharji-haha haste hue _haji kaise laga uti pahuch gye sahi se koi dikkat to ni hui raste main …

Sharaji-sale marwa diya tune kutte mil tu choduga ni tuje..

Wife– gusse main lal ho gyi—bola tha na lafandar dosto ke chkakr main na pado … uti hai –ye uti hai abhi btate hai tumko…..pas padi hui jhopdi uthi hai ….sharmaji –bhagte hau ==—-bachao———

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